Welcome to Your Divine Desk Job!

Congratulations, Employee! You have been hired (conscripted?) by the gods to carry out their sacred will using the state-of-the-art APPocalypse™ software. Your mission? Simple: Destroy all the houses in the neighborhood—except the ones that matter.

Your Divine Workflow:

✅ Step 1: Read Your Messages (Or Else)

The gods are watching. Literally. They will occasionally send you direct divine memos via HermOS™, the ultimate celestial messaging system. If they’re reaching out, it’s probably important (or a thinly veiled threat).

✅ Step 2: Pay Attention to Prayers

Believers will send prayers as pop-ups, giving hints about which house(s) must be spared from your righteous destruction. Ignore them at your own peril. (Seriously, the gods are very into quality control.)

✅ Step 3: Deploy Disasters with Style

You will be assigned disasters—tornados, earthquakes, lightning, and other divine expressions of “oops, no more house.” Each disaster has its own unique flair, so use them wisely to clear the neighborhood efficiently.

✅ Step 4: Navigate the APPocalypse™ View Window

Zoom in & out: Scroll wheel (or pinch zoom for those on celestial touchscreens).

Move the camera: Just slide your mouse to the edges of the screen—like peering into the mortal realm from your omnipotent office chair.

✅ Step 5: Take Notes Like a Good Prophet

Need to keep track of important info? Use the Scriptures++™ app! It’s like divine sticky notes, but with fewer papyrus scrolls and more modern convenience.

Final Words of Wisdom:

Destroy smart: Every house must go—except the blessed ones.

Listen to the gods: They are never wrong (officially speaking).

Take good notes: The gods reward competence and punish carelessness.

Enjoy the ethical dilemmas: You’ll probably feel a little bad. That means you’re doing it right.

Now, get to work. The gods are counting on you. No pressure.

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Attributions:

LightningCrash.wav by NoiseNoir-- https://freesound.org/s/238302/ -- License: Attribution 4.0

Distant Midwest Tornado Siren by MichaelSearsAudio -- https://freesound.org/s/670118/ -- License: Attribution 4.0

Explosion (Close/Near) (Mixed) by EvanBoyerman -- https://freesound.org/s/387229/ -- License: Attribution NonCommercial 3.0

Cracking Earthquake (cracking soil, cracking stone) by uagadugu -- https://freesound.org/s/222521/ -- License: Creative Commons 0